You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you.
*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*
what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what
do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.
- yall as counselors: pls do not be sad friend!!! the stars love you and want to kiss your flesh which is made of sunlight and small bugs!! uwu
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
also if you don’t think straight people are fucking ridiculous at work this little baby said hi to me like when i say baby i mean BABY like maybe 18 months and he smiled and said hi and his mom said “there he goes flirting with the ladies” and I swear i felt my asshole clench
So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.