Do not fall in love with people like me I will take you to candy shops and let you lick the lollipops cmon girl now don’t you stop keep going till you hit the spot

(via chemical-butter)


man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

(via chemical-butter)

(via rocknrollercoaster)

…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.


The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

(via frankenst0ner)


babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

(via frankenst0ner)

in the year 2015… nobody know how to read or write. everything emoji


Us ♥

(via hugmoi)

how to make computer run faster


step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life

(via frankenst0ner)


*organizes life at 3am*

(via frankenst0ner)


Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.

Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?

(via forgetpolitics)

  • In the club: Who dat? Who dat? I-G-G-Y
  • On the blogs: Iggy Australia is a racist imperialist! Fascist!!! Colonist!!! Who is responsible for desert storm!!!!

(via thestoriesofthebroken)

Stop leaving and you will arrive. Stop searching and you will see. Stop running away and you will be found.

Lao Tzu (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via j-bilmer)


"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(via lookforthegoodandyouwillfindit)